The ideas are already flowing. I had this stroke of genius! Its obviously related to my upcoming job search. I think this might get written. Here is the title page and table of contents.
1) By-appointment-only coffee (Yr latest album, e-mail, customized cup, fresh underwear)
2) Haircut Hat Day (The Day In The Life of The Haircut Hat - "That's right. THE DAY."
3) Guitar Tuners Unlimited
4) Bottle Collecting Robots - Realistic and Practical Technologies
5) Smell This, Inc.
6) Thoughtful Cards to Your Sister